This is something Barbara Walters read from an actual personal ad someone took out in an Atlanta GA newspaper...
Single black female seeks Male companionship. Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl and love to play. I enjoy long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candle light dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you come home from work wearing only what nature gave me.
Call and ask for Annie
I'll be waiting.
Approximately 150 men later found out that they were responding to a Black Labrador Retriever in the Atlanta Animal Humane Society Shelter.
Single black female seeks Male companionship. Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl and love to play. I enjoy long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candle light dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you come home from work wearing only what nature gave me.
Call and ask for Annie
I'll be waiting.
Approximately 150 men later found out that they were responding to a Black Labrador Retriever in the Atlanta Animal Humane Society Shelter.
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